Awkward moment

Have you been into a situation that is so awkward ,you just can't function well in front of people?

You go into a 'retard' mode and start doing stupid stuff ?

Anyone? Anyone , raise your hands if you feel the same ?

Well...i guess i'm the only one here . A lone ranger .

You see i have this 'thing' where i start doing this moves (which i think are super cool ) ,getting jiggy with it and people starts looking at me like" whaaaaaaat" ? I'm like come on , join me * keep doing the moves * and they stare at me . Literally . I got left there hanging .

Not cool bro .

Or like when you tell your friend...

" I'm not going to be one of those people who uses twitter and tweet all the time .

Tweet about everything and being obsess with it "

and you did . You just can't stop doing it , you have to tell the whole world about it .

Which i think is cool but some people may go OVEERBOAAAARD like " I just farted or Imma take a dump now or I'm not wearing anything now or I'm GONNA GIVEBIRTH ANY SECOND NOWWWW !! SUPER EXCITED ! or I think I'm going to divorce my husband .

I may exaggerate a little at the end there but you have to agree that is true right ?

Moving on , Valentines day is coming soon all those flowers, chocolates ,and dinner dates would be so much fun when your in a relationship .

Well I'm not . So haha fuck it .